Archive for the ‘Overheard’ Category
Overheard
AT INDEPENDENT FILM FESTIVAL BOSTON‘S SCREENING OF SUBMARINE:
IFFB staff member: Thanks to you all for coming out, buying tickets, and putting warm bodies in seats.
[APPLAUSE]
First guy behind me [loudly]: WOOOO! WARM BODIES!
Second guy behind me [quietly]: I love warm bodies.
Overheard
ON THE BIKE PATH:
Isn’t that a line from Zombieland? ”Always have an exit plan”? So, you couldn’t run to a lighthouse. Unless you had, like, a hot-air balloon.
Overheard
AT THE RUSH CONCERT:
Well, after all, when your lead singer is dead . . . . . . . you know?
Overheard
AT THE PARK AVENUE FESTIVAL IN ROCHESTER, NY:
Do you remember a point in time when Buffy was all there was?
Overheard
IN AN ELEVATOR:
Dude: So, yeah, you should see Inception.
Chick: You’re the second person who’s told me this! Have you seen Salt?
Dude: Uh . . . I’m gonna pass on that one.
Chick: *GASP!*
Dude: Angelina is done.
Chick: . . . YOU’RE done!
Overheard
IN MACY’S:
Oh, you’re so Eat Pray Love! I’m so jealous!
Overheard
ON THE SUBWAY:
Daft Punk is playing Yankees Stadium this summer, and I REEEEALLY want to go. They — What? Why is that terrible??
Overheard
IN THE MOVIE THEATER LOBBY AFTER EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP:
That was meta on top of meta. It was very meta.
Overheard
HERMANO: I listened to Europe’s “Out of This World” disc as I commuted today. Damn, I hadn’t heard that one since junior high. It’s just gorgeously terrible.
