Overheard

AT TORY ROW IN HARVARD SQUARE: He trained them.  Monkeys riding dogs.  That was his life. (May or may not have been a reference to this.)

Movin’ and Shakin’

AHAHAHAHA, I am all back and shizzle. 2011 has proven to be highly nonconducive to blogging (if you are me, which, sadly, I am, in perpetuity).  But as of now, I have recently moved, I have much better closet space (both physically and mentally), I have a bathroom wherein you can choose from several places [...]

Overheard

AT INDEPENDENT FILM FESTIVAL BOSTON‘S SCREENING OF SUBMARINE: IFFB staff member: Thanks to you all for coming out, buying tickets, and putting warm bodies in seats. [APPLAUSE] First guy behind me [loudly]: WOOOO!  WARM BODIES! Second guy behind me [quietly]: I love warm bodies.

Overheard

ON THE BIKE PATH: Isn’t that a line from Zombieland?  ”Always have an exit plan”?  So, you couldn’t run to a lighthouse.  Unless you had, like, a hot-air balloon.

Blog, Lazarus, Blog!!!

(It’s a Nick Cave reference, if you’re confused.) (And, I suppose, a Bible reference.) I had this lovely New Year’s resolution — “Suck less: blog more” — that was going to solve all my problems.  And then (get that tiny violin ready) Christmas took up more time and energy than expected, and then I had [...]

Tiny Quarter-Life Crises

Knocked Off the List:  Nowhere Boy, The Hunger Games trilogy, Nine, Last Chance Harvey, All Good Things, Seductive Poison: A Jonestown Surviver’s Story of Life and Death in the Peoples Temple, Dark and Stormy Night, Cemetery Junction, Tiny Furniture *          *          * Look, I’ve been adrift at [...]

Nick Cave is My Power Animal

If there were ever a man who could turn a receding hairline into a steamy sex symbol, it might be Nick Cave. I should clarify:  I am not really attracted to Nick Cave.  I don’t think.   <thinks>  Probably not.  But I am attracted to the grit of him, the idea of him, rotating smugly on the needle [...]

Quotes of Note – The Rival Ghosts

“Did you both come back together?” asked the Duchess. “Because he has crossed thirty-four times you must not suppose he has a monopoly in sunrises,” retorted Dear Jones.  ”No; this was my own sunrise; and a mighty pretty one it was too.” “I’m not matching sunrises with you,” remarked Uncle Larry calmly; “but I’m willing [...]

Who’s Afraid of Jacob’s Room?

Hi!  Remember me? Me neither.  So.  I’ve been reading Virginia Woolf’s Jacob’s Room for eight years.  Really. I used to have this job that didn’t really require me to — how you say — do stuff, and so filling 40 hours per week in a small and painfully visible cubicle could be an exciting mental challenge.  Did [...]

Everybody Into the Gene Pool

Bleh.  I started this post a week and a half ago.  Then my best intentions were railroaded when the final season of The Tudors arrived on my doorstep.  I had also had grand plans that day to listen to the new Grinderman album, watch Cemetery Junction, and work on my novel, but there was some Henry [...]